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Post by Ashok Harsana on Sept 11, 2006 20:31:45 GMT 5.5
Only Gurjari Language is allowed on this particular thread
bai jaa pai Gujari nau aave use neeche padhne tai pehle gujari seekhni padaigi.
1. Ek bar ek jaat aur gujar ki ladai hogi.
Gujar nai kahi
"jaat re Jaat tere sir pai Khat"
Jaat bavade ko kuch sujhi nau. Usne kahi...
"Gujar re Gujar tere sir pai Kolhu"
Gujar bolyo "Bhai TUK (Rythm) nau banyi"
Jaat " Arre tuk bane nau bane bojhan tau marego"
2. Ek Bar Gujar aur mendhak mai bahas hogi.
mendhak "gujar mai dimaug nau hove"
Gujar "Hove hai"
mendhak " nau hove nau hove"
Gujar "Hove hai Hove hai"
Mendhak Nau hove nau hove keh kai quan (well) mai kood go.
Gujar "Lai yaame aatamhatya karne ki keha baat hi"
3. Master Ji " bachcho koi bata sake hai "Conincidence keha hove hai?"
Gujar student " moster ji mai batau"
Master "batao bete"
Gujar student "mere pitaji aur mataji kau biha ek taim pe ek din huyo ho"
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Post by Ashok Harsana on Sept 11, 2006 21:22:40 GMT 5.5
Few more
4. Ek ber ek Gujar ek high society party mai gayo.
Udhar Usne dekhyo ke har aadmi apno glass utha ke "cheers cheers" Bol ro hai..
Usne sochi ki wo keh re hain "Chairs chairs"
Usne fatafat dimaug kau top gear lagayo aur bolyo " Moodha Moodha".
5. Ek baar ek shayar, shayri sunan lagyo, "Tum uss chilmen sai jahanko, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko, tum uss chilmen sai, jahanko"
Ek bolyo, "aage"
Shayar excitement me bolyo, "Tum iss chilmen sai jhanko, mein iss chilmen sai jhankoon, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko mein iss chilmen sai jhankoon"
Usne kai ber repeat kar di.
Peechhe bathyo ek Gujar dukhi ho leyo, u bolyo , "aag laga dai yaa chilmen main, nau tum jhonko nau main jhonkoo!"
6. Ek bar teen chaar taayi pehli ber bas me chadhyi.
Conductor tai bolyi "ai Bhai Sarojini nagar ki ticket kitne mai de rau hai."
Conductor "Taayi duss rupiya mai"
Taayi "ai bhai theek laga lai , dekhiyo theek lagaygo tau hum teen chaar le linge."
7. Ek ber ek taau bus conductor te boojhan lagyo, "Re bhai moe faridabad jano hai, yu bus konho jaegi?"
O bolyo, "Dilli jaegi".
Tau pher bolyo, "Per is board pe to faridbad likh raakhyo hai."
Conductor bolyo, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke chalyo ja pher."
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abhati
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Post by abhati on Nov 9, 2006 19:27:08 GMT 5.5
Hey Buddy,
awesome jokes, especially the "Chilmen" 1 ....
ab (Anju Bhati)
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Post by deepak dedha on Feb 22, 2008 2:14:23 GMT 5.5
"ek baar ek madam ne class mai sawal karo ki mahabharat ki ladai kab aur kohon hui to bich mai ek gurjar ko londa betho ho to khado hogo ar kehan lago ke madam meri maa notgi ki ladai dhadai ki baat mat kario.
;D this is ashok chotala's(nagar) joke
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Post by pramod gurjar on Sept 17, 2009 14:04:27 GMT 5.5
Only Gurjari Language is allowed on this particular threadbai jaa pai Gujari nau aave use neeche padhne tai pehle gujari seekhni padaigi. 1. Ek bar ek jaat aur gujar ki ladai hogi. Gujar nai kahi "jaat re Jaat tere sir pai Khat" Jaat bavade ko kuch sujhi nau. Usne kahi... "Gujar re Gujar tere sir pai Kolhu" Gujar bolyo "Bhai TUK (Rythm) nau banyi" Jaat " Arre tuk bane nau bane bojhan tau marego" 2. Ek Bar Gujar aur mendhak mai bahas hogi. mendhak "gujar mai dimaug nau hove" Gujar "Hove hai" mendhak " nau hove nau hove" Gujar "Hove hai Hove hai" Mendhak Nau hove nau hove keh kai quan (well) mai kood go. Gujar "Lai yaame aatamhatya karne ki keha baat hi" 3. Master Ji " bachcho koi bata sake hai "Conincidence keha hove hai?" Gujar student " moster ji mai batau" Master "batao bete" Gujar student "mere pitaji aur mataji kau biha ek taim pe ek din huyo ho" |
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Post by Shivraj baagri Kharagpur on Jan 15, 2010 15:17:40 GMT 5.5
boht choka jokes yaara..chilmein wala sahi mein masto..nd mahabharat walo bhi ..  ab ek mharo bhi suno Ek chhora bolya yaar ye bta ki ek aadmi ke memory loss ho gyo , to usko volume kai howelo Dusra bolya:yaar ye to :(1/3)Pi*r*r*h pehla:kyon dusra:arre memory loss heta hi wo bolele "Main Kaun (Cone) chun"...  |
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Post by CHAUHAN on Feb 3, 2010 1:11:01 GMT 5.5
bhai deepak ye ajay chautala ...... naagar kaise ho gayo?  ?? |
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Post by Ashok Harsana on Feb 3, 2010 17:45:42 GMT 5.5
Its not Ajay chautala Dear Sandeep Singh "Gurjar". And moreover Chautala is not a surname its the village to which Devilal and Omprakash belonged. Ashok nagar has some connection to the same village (or its his nick name CHAUTALA)
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Post by dinesh786 on Feb 3, 2010 19:15:30 GMT 5.5
NICE JOKES I RECIEVED
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Post by CHAUHAN on Feb 6, 2010 2:53:26 GMT 5.5
thnk you ashok bhai for this information mai to ajay chautala ko Jat samajhta tha...........
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