few more

[abhati]

1) Sharabi knocks the door of his home. wife opens the door;sharabi asks who r u?
She yells: how dare u forget ur wife! He answrs: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai!

2) Try dis
think a no. b/w 1-9
Now add 5 to it
Multiply by 2
Add 5
Sub 3
multiply by 5
add 8
Write the num on paper.

Aur uska hawaii jahaz bna ke uda do..


4) A man got
2 wishes 4m a fairy.
He asked 4
d best wine
&
d best woman in d world.

D next instant
he had
d best wine
&
mother teresa beside.

Moral: BE SPECIFIC.

5) Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

6) Prospective Husband :Do you have a book called "Man, the Master of Women".
Salesgirl :The fiction department is on the other side, sir !!

7) Just imagine life widout girls!

Markets silent
Streets empty
Police at rest
Mobile companies in loss
No flowers
No valentine's &
All MEN direct to HEAVEN!

8) Beta apni maa se,purani album dekhte huye-maa ye photo mein itna smart aadmi kaun hai?Maa:-beta ye tumhare papa hai.
Beta-to hum is ganje k sath kyo rehte hain.

[Ashok Harsana]

A man is incomplete without marriage, He is finished after it.

[abhati]

admin said:

A man is incomplete without marriage, He is finished after it.

so ur finished or yet to be?? lol

ab

[abhati]

abhati said:

admin said:

A man is incomplete without marriage, He is finished after it.

so ur finished or yet to be?? lol

ab

hey don;t take it otherway, that was just a joke

sorry if u felt bad !
ab

[Ashok Harsana]

I killed myself this year

[abhati]

admin said:

I killed myself this year

hehe, that's okay,

everyone has his/her day

so, enjoyyy

ab

[rajeshchoudhary]

Ashok bhai bhi shadi wala laddu khane ke chakkar main lagte hain. Theek hai bhai ye to aisa laddu hai jisne khaya vo bhi pachhtaya jisne nahi khaya vo bhi pachhtaya. to har koi sochta hai agar pachhtana hi hai to laddu kha kar hi kyon na pachhtayen.

Agar aapki yehi marzi hai to koi kya kar sakta hai bhai:- best of luck and takecare

ha ha ha ha

Regards.

Rajesh Choudhary

[kirpal]

A man was complaining:

Oh Lord, please have mercy on me, I work so hard, meantime my
wife stays at home. I would give anything if you would grant me one wish
"switch me into my wife". She's got it easy at home I want to teach her a lesson
of how tough a man's life is.
As God was listening he felt sorry for this man and granted his wish.
Next morning the "new woman" wakes up at dawn, makes lunch boxes,
prepares breakfast, wakes up the kids for school, puts a load of clothes
in the washer, takes the meat out of the freezer, drives the kids to school,
on his way back stops at the gas station, cashes a check, pays the
electric and phone bills, picks up some clothes from the cleaners, and quickly
goes to the market. It was 1: 00 o'clock already, he made the beds, took the
clothes out of the washer and put another load in, he vacuumed the house,
made some rice, went to pick up the kids from school had an argument with the kids.
As soon as he got home, he fed the kids, washed the dirty dishes,
he helped the kids with their homework, watched some TV while he ironed
some clothes, prepared dinner, he gave the kids a bath and put them to sleep.
At 9:00 o'clock he was so tired, he went to bed.
The next morning he prays to God once again:
Oh Lord, what was I thinking when I asked you to grant my wish, I can't
take it anymore. I beg you please switch me back to myself, please oh please.
Then he heard God's voice speaking to him, saying:
Dear son of course I'll switch you back into yourself but there's
one minor detail, you will have to wait 9 months because last night you got
pregnant. ?

[kirpal]

The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads:
.
.
.
.

Floor 6 - You are visitor no. 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor ................................... Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.

[ranpalsingh]

Husband – I feel happy.
Wife – why?
Husband – Because I’m lucky
Wife – why do you say so?
Husband – Because Allah loves me.
Wife – is it?
Husband – Yes that is why Allah has given me a priceless gift
Wife – Masha Allah! what is it?
Husband – That is you my wife !! that is you!! A righteous wife is the best gift that a man could have..